Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Boobs are out for the taking
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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