No, you can still breathe under the balls.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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