Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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