Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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