I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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