I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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