i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
