stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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