I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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