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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.

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(509): View more from Washington

I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM

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I'm scared to ask why.....

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1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!

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(727): View more from Florida

Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?

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