PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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