I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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