We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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