Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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