he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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