im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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