I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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