My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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