fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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