By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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