My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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