woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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