I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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