but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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