And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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