i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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