Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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