new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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