And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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