alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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