Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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