Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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