therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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