Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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