I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
How's work?
Spinning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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