hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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