so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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