i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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