Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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