Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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