I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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