you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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