My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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