White coat. Heels.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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