somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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