He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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