Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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