I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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