Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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