You're completely useless in the revolution.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can I color on your dick again?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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