i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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