I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Randomize
