420 ftw
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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