hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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