She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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