I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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