OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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