i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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